Don’t eat sh*tty pizza.” About 3 years ago, one of our first restaurant visits after moving to Naples was to @lowbrow_pizza_beer. The waitress recommended us the Cortez the Killer pizza topped with chorizo, roasted potato, sweet corn, crème fraiche, scallion, lime mayo, cilantro, cotija, and chilies. It’s stood the test of time and still remains in our Naples Noms Hall of Fame for top dishes in town.

When you have a menu that offers up some of your favorite meals as a pizza, it’s pretty hard to choose. You like Cuban food? There’s a pizza for you. More of a hamburger person? There’s one for you, too.

How about a buffalo fried chicken pizza? Let’s do it. The pizza has a jalapeño ranch sauce which provides something cool to balance out the heat from buffalo chicken sliced and tossed on the pie. Oh, and did we mention they top the center of the pie with buffalo chicken tenders?

Truth be told we were also eyeing the whole burger that topped our neighbor’s pizza, ensuring we’ll be back soon. The best part about Black Sheep? You can go back and have a completely different experience depending on what you order. Can’t wait for our next visit.

Pineapple on a pizza - yes or no? What about if it’s on a meat lovers pizza from @thecrustnaples?

Wishing we were back at the @thecrustnaples, drinking a pitcher of @momentumbrewhouse’s Whitewalls Kolsch, digging into their Greek salad, and biting into the delicious pie with a awesomely crunchy cracker-like crust and generously topped with our favorite toppings. A perfectly casual atmosphere for a night out with the family and a great staff to serve you!

We are overdue for a pizza post so for now enjoy this hunger-inducing photo of one of @mistero1pizza’s signature “Star” pizzas - the gorgeous Star Luca: spicy salami calabrese, mozzarella, Italian tomato sauce, basil and ricotta-filled triangles on the crust.

And for our gluten-free and vegan friends who love a good pie, Mister O1 can substitute a gluten free vegan 12” crust or gluten free cauliflower 10” crust at no additional charge. And for $1.00 more, you can substitute vegan cheese.

Oh and their calzones are also delizioso.

We followed up the classic trio of tomato, mozzarella, and basil in @barbatellanaples’ Regina Margherita with some nutella, whipped cream, and carmelized bananas in their signature dessert pizza.

PS If you haven’t seen it already, go look up Coach Dabo Swinney’s video recalling his trip to Barbetlla a few years ago. It’ll make your day. 🤣